Caesar Salads and the Unborn
I’m concerned about many of the females of, and below my generation.
The other day a teenage girl came up to me at work, holding a caesar salad and asked me, “uhh what kinda dressing is in this?” in a very “valley girl” sort of way. I looked at her like she was retarded and replied “Caesar… it’s a caesar salad”. She looked at me like she knew she sounded like a retard and said “Oh”.
Why is it that young females somehow get into their heads that just because they managed to have unprotected sex several times and BY SOME MIRACLE didn’t get pregnant that that means that they just can’t get pregnant, excusing them from taking or using any kind of birth control? Yep you guessed it, another one of my high school class mates is knocked up, ready to pop out a kid, because her skeezy boyfriend didn’t like the way sex feels with a condom. Grow up, seriously. And she thought she just couldn’t get pregnant. Why are people getting dumber? Seriously I’d like to know. And no this isn’t the only person that behaves this way that I know personally. What is this world coming to? And the father of this unborn child before the conception of this bastard child, had told this girl that if she gets pregnant then he would punch her in the uterus until her baby dies. THIS is the kind of parent that you would want isn’t it?THIS is the kind of parents our world needs isn’t it?
Holy hell, why isn’t natural selection killing the stupid people that are taking up space on this planet.
I feel bad for the to-be kid that is about to be brought into this world.

