Shit. No, literally.
Feeling so uninspired thanks to the condition of my intestines at the moment. At least I don’t have an asshole on my stomach. Poor Mommy.
Is God punishing me for something by giving me poop every time I leave the country? WHAT DID I DO!!??
I really do hate life right now.
Being on my period and being sick at the same time makes me want to sit around and watch movies like Titanic and Forest Gump, and The Notebook and cry all day. How much lamer can I get? Then I go talk to people about how sad the movies I watch are and how much I cried and stuff.
Someone come play board games with me or something. Get me away from cliche romantic movies.
