September 2009
5 posts
Caesar Salads and the Unborn
I’m concerned about many of the females of, and below my generation.
The other day a teenage girl came up to me at work, holding a caesar salad and asked me, “uhh what kinda dressing is in this?” in a very “valley girl” sort of way. I looked at her like she was retarded and replied “Caesar… it’s a caesar salad”. She looked at me like she knew...
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It is amazing to me that something as simple as placing a coffee table in a certain room in the house can make me feel like I’m at home again. Ah nostalgia.
Shit. No, literally.
Feeling so uninspired thanks to the condition of my intestines at the moment. At least I don’t have an asshole on my stomach. Poor Mommy.
Is God punishing me for something by giving me poop every time I leave the country? WHAT DID I DO!!??
I really do hate life right now.
Being on my period and being sick at the same time makes me want to sit around and watch movies like Titanic and...
Where's My Forcefield?
Tonight as I was sitting in my bed with my wonderful boyfriend, I got a text message from someone I am not friends with, and have never liked. And the first thing this person did—right off the bat, was insult my boyfriend. First of all, why? I have no clue. Boredom? Perhaps. He proceeded to insult and finally when I told him enough was enough, he proceeded to tell me that the only reason he...
Narcacism
When a flower wilts and dies it does not make it any less beautiful than when it did bloom and emit wonderful perfumes.
Today my aunt looked me in the eye and said to me “If you look in the mirror and see anything but beauty— you need to work on that”.
She was right. Why don’t I, not cockily- but confidently love myself? I think I can if I practice. It is time for me to...